Height of Kuch Bhi ............... .

Teacher: Agar 1 aam ki ped par 10
kele lage hain, aur unn mein se 7
amrood tod liye to kitne angoor
bache?
.
Student: Sir 9 Haathi
.
Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata
chala?
.
Student: Sir kyunki main aaj lunch
mein gobhi ki sabzi laya hoon..
.
Moral of the Story: Roz brush karo
warna petrol mehnga ho jayega..!

Kaash.......

kaash main tumhe dekho 

JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO 

jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye 

AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA 

hath or kaho 

MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN 

apna dil 

AB TO LE LO MERI 

har khushi 

OR MUJHE DEDO APNA 

har gam 

FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI 

aankhen or kahu 

DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI 

mera  Dil

3 Dost

1 admi k 3 dost the

Teeno doctor the.. .

2 pagal the

1 ko samjh nai thi..

Jis ko samaj nai thi Us k 3 hospital the

2 band the

1 khulta nai tha.. .

Jo khulta nai tha us me

3 fans the

2 band the

1 chalta nai tha..

Jo chalta ni tha,

us ko 3 mechanic k pas le gye

2 ko kam aata nai tha

1 se hota nai tha..

Jis se hota nai tha Us k 3 shagird the

2 aate nai the

1 ghar me rehta tha..

Jo ghar me rahta tha Wo

wohi shuru wala admi tha jis k 3 dost the..

Mere b 3 dost the

2 pagal ho gaye or

1 abi ho raha hai...

Juth Sach

1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke

5 Min Kam Kar Deta Hai, . . .

Aur . . .

1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai, . . . . . .

Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai.

Students feeling.....

Question:

" Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color ?? (15 marks) .

Ans:

" AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder, . .

Oxygen is a gas, . .

GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD, . .

FOOD is source of VITAMINS, . .

WE get Vit-D from SUN, . .

SUN produces LIGHT, . .

LIGHT comes from bulbs, . .

Small BULBS are used to decorate CHRISTMAS tree, . .

CHRISTMAS means GIFTS, . .

GIFTS are given by SANTA, . .

SANTA lives in NORTH POLE, . .

NORTH POLE is the house of POLAR BEARS, . .

POLAR BEARS are WHITE.. . .

That's why ambulance is WHITE... . .

Do not play with students feelings.. . .

We can write anything for good marks..

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A Rich Women on a Traffic Signal to a Beggar

Arey, I have seen you somewhere.........

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