Boy: I bet i can make u say I Love U.
Girl: impossible.
Boy : ok, lets try........ say blue...
Girl : blue..
Boy: say pink..
Girl: pink..
Boy: say love.
Girl : love..
Boy: whats 1+1
Girl : 2
Boy: how old are you...
Girl : 19
Boy :Hmm! I TOLD U I COULD MAKE U SAY 19!
Girl : no, u said u could make me say I love u..!!
Boy: And i have done it....
Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko
Tarraki de......
Daulat de.......
Bangla De.......
Mujhe Kuch Ni Chahiye.....
Tu Sab Mere shauhar Ko de . . .
BaaKi. ...
Us se lena mera kaam ....
GF- Tumhe Meri Yaad Aati Hai To Kya Karte Ho ?? . . .
BF - Main Tumhari Pasand Ki Chocolate Kha Letaa Hu.. . Aur Tum Kya Karti Ho ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
GF - Main Bhi Ek Gold Flake Pee Leti Hu...
Ek cockroach ke marne se pehle, apne qaatil se aakhri alfaaz-
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Mujhe maar dalo buzdil insan !
Tum mujh se jalte ho
Q ki
tumhari Biwi tum se nahi,
mujh se darti hai...
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred rupee note.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No, I was standing on it.
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China.
They go with a White House officer to examine the fence.
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..
Teacher: '3 idiots' film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai :D . .
Miss: shut up & get out.
Babloo: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: very good, batao..
Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye :D . . .
Miss: u also get out.
Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: I think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay.. . . .
Shamu: Miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai!
Miss: u also get out.
GUDU: Miss mein bataon.
Miss: HAAN BATAO... . . .
GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. ;-)
Students Rock!!
